Showing posts with label misc. reading. Show all posts
Showing posts with label misc. reading. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 28, 2012

If Rajinikanth was a software engineer... :)

I know that there is no shortage of Rajinikanth jokes, but I couldn't stop myself after reading this post. So here it goes.

If Rajinikanth was a software engineer...
  1. Compilers don’t warn Rajinikanth. Rajinikanth warns compilers.
  2. Rajinikanth writes directly in binary. He then writes the source code as a documentation for other developers.
  3. Rajinikanth can derive private key by just looking at the public key.
  4. All pointers point to Rajinikanth.

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Three people icon...

Here are some three people icons similar to Lotus Notes. I will be updating it as when I come across new logos... :)

Lotus Notes

MySpace

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

On a dark foggy night...


This story was was emailed to me by my friend during the appraisal season... Make sure you read it till the end!

On a dark foggy night, a small figure lay huddled on the railway tracks leading to the Chennai station. At once I was held back to see someone in that position during mid night with no one around. With curiosity taking the front seat, I went near the body and tried to investigate it.

There was blood all over the body which was lying face down. It seemed ruthless blow by the last train could have caused the end of this body which seemed to be that of a guy around my age. Amidst the gory of blood flow, I could see a folded envelope which was fluttering in the midnight wind.

Carefully I took the blood stained envelope and was surprised to see the phrase “Appraisal Letter” written on it. With curiosity rising every moment, I wasted no time in opening the envelope to see if I can find some details about the dead guy. The tag around his body’s neck and the jazzy appraisal cover gave me the hint that he might be a software engineer. I opened the envelope to find a shining paper on which the appraisal details were typed in flying colours.

Thunder broke into my ears and lightning broke into my heart when I saw the appraisal amount of the dead guy! My God, it was not even, as much as the cost of the letter on which the appraisal details were printed...  My heart poured out for the guy and huge calls were heard inside my mind saying, “No wonder, this guy died such a miserable death”... As a fellow worker in the same industry, I thought I should mourn for him for the sake of respect and stood there with a heavy heart thinking of the shock he would have experienced when the manager had placed the appraisal letter in his hand. I am sure his heart would have stopped and eyes would have gone blank for a few seconds looking at the near to nothing increment in his salary.

While I mourned for him, for a second my hands froze to see the employee’s name in the appraisal letter... hey, what a strange coincidence, this guy’s name same as mine, including the initials. This was interesting. With some mental strength, I turned the body upside down and found myself fainted for a second. The guy not only had my name, but also looked exactly like me.  Same looks, same built, same name... it was me who was dead there!

While I was lost in that shock, I felt someone patting on my shoulders. My heart stopped completely, I could not breathe and sprung in fear to see who was behind... SPLASH! Went the glass of water on my laptop screen as I came out of my wild dream to see my manager standing behind patting on my shoulder saying, “Wake up man? Come to meeting number two. I have your appraisal letter ready!”

Sunday, December 11, 2011

The Tortoise and the Hare

A long time back my friend sent me an e-mail based on Aesop's famed fable The Tortoise and the Hare which I found pretty interesting. Its a bit long but worth reading. Here it goes...

The Old Story

Once upon a time a tortoise and a hare had an argument about who was faster. They decided to settle the argument with a race. They agreed on a route and started off the race.

The hare shot ahead and ran briskly for some time. Then seeing that he was far ahead of the tortoise, he thought he`d sit under a tree for some time and relax before continuing the race.

He sat under the tree and soon fell asleep. The tortoise plodding on overtook him and soon finished the race, emerging as the undisputed champ.

The hare woke up and realized that he`d lost the race.

The moral of the story is that "Slow and Steady wins the race".

That`s the story which we grew up with!

Here`s the contemporary version of the story and the saga of the race between the Hare and Tortoise continues.. Read on...

The New Story

The hare was disappointed at losing the race and he did some Defect Prevention (Root Cause Analysis). He realized that he`d lost the race only because he had been overconfident, careless and lax.

If he had not taken things for granted, there`s no way the tortoise could have beaten him. So he challenged the tortoise to another race. The tortoise agreed.

This time, the hare went all out and ran without stopping from start to finish. He won by several miles.

The moral of the story : Fast and consistent will always beat the slow and steady.

If you have two people in your organisation, one slow, methodical and reliable, and the other fast and still reliable at what he does, the fast and reliable chap will consistently climb the organisational ladder faster than the slow, methodical chap.

It`s good to be slow and steady; but it`s better to be fast and reliable.

But the story doesn`t end here.

The tortoise did some thinking this time, and realised that there`s no way he can beat the hare in a race the way it was currently formatted. He thought for a while, and then challenged the hare to another race, but on a slightly different route.

The hare agreed. They started off. In keeping with his self-made commitment to be consistently fast, the hare took off and ran at top speed until he came to a broad river.

The finishing line was a couple of kilometers on the other side of the river.

The hare sat there wondering what to do. In the meantime the tortoise trundled along, got into the river, swam to the opposite bank, continued walking and finished the race.

The moral of the story? First identify your core competency and then change the playing field to suit your core competency.

In an organisation, if you are a good speaker, make sure you create opportunities to give presentations that enable the senior management to notice you.

If your strength is analysis, make sure you do some sort of research, make a report and send it upstairs. Working to your strengths will not only get you noticed but will also create opportunities for growth and advancement.

The story still hasn`t ended

The hare and the tortoise, by this time, had become pretty good friends and they did some thinking together. Both realised that the last race could have been run much better.

So they decided to do the last race again, but to run as a team this time.

They started off, and this time the hare carried the tortoise till the riverbank. There, the tortoise took over and swam across with the hare on his back.

On the opposite bank, the hare again carried the tortoise and they reached the finishing line together. They both felt a greater sense of satisfaction than they`d felt earlier.

The moral of the story? It`s good to be individually brilliant and to have strong core competencies; but unless you`re able to work in a team and harness each other`s core competencies, you`ll always perform below par because there will always be situations at which you`ll do poorly and someone else does well.

Teamwork is mainly about situational leadership, letting the person with the relevant core competency for a situation take leadership.

There are more lessons to be learnt from this story.

Note that neither the hare nor the tortoise gave up after failures. The hare decided to work harder and put in more effort after his failure.

The tortoise changed his strategy because he was already working as hard as he could. In life, when faced with failure, sometimes it is appropriate to work harder and put in more effort.

Sometimes it is appropriate to change strategy and try something different. And sometimes it is appropriate to do both.

The hare and the tortoise also learnt another vital lesson. When we stop competing against a rival and instead start competing against the situation, we perform far better.

So the new stratregy paradigm is:
  • The fast and consistent will always beat slow & steady;
  • Work to your competencies;
  • Pooling resources & working as a team will always beat individual performers;
  • Never give up when faced with failures;
  • And finally, compete against the situation. Not against a rival. Challenge Ideas and Issues. Not People.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

The first one...

This is my third attempt at blogging my thoughts and learning. My first attempt ended after 1 month and second one after 3 months. Hopefully this time around I will be able to post at regular intervals.

I won't be blogging on any specific subject per se. It would be a mixed bag but mainly on technology, but you may find a lot of posts on Lotus Notes and its related technologies like XPages (after all I am in Lotus Notes development).

And yes, I know the spelling of my blog title is wrong. It's actually a portmanteau of two words - Naveen (that's my name) & Navigator... :) Also I guess all the exciting blog names had already been taken.